I wish I was like Hayley...

Sarah, Tim (Tim, Sarah gets to go first because she's older and s comes before t in the alphabet, so stop moaning. And don't hit her).

Everyone wishes they were different. Everyone. Even that girl with perfect skin and no spots who all the boys fancy and the toughest boy in the school (in fact, especially him). There'll be kids at school who wish they were you. Don't laugh, there will. Even David Beckham has said he wishes he was like Michael Jordan the basket ball player!

Here are just a few of the things I wanted to be when I was a teenager (there's more of these to come):

Older
Black
6'2"
George Best
Irresistable to girls
Jimi Hendrix
A great dancer

Now here are just a few of the things I want to be now:

Younger
Tanned
6'2"
Irresistable to women
George Clooney
(I managed the great dancer one, don't listen to your mum)